This letter is to the individual or individuals who are upset at Crystal and is so bad as to have to take your frustrations out on an innocent vehicle windshield with a baseball bat,
I have two pieces of news for you.
One, You attacked the wrong vehicle. No one that drives that vehicle is named Crystal. You need to make sure who you are getting the next time.
Second, you better hope I don't find out who you are because if I do I will do my best to see you not only answer to the law for your cowardice, but reimburse me for a windshield plus the aggravation.
And unlike you, I will let you know who wrote this.